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EVERYBODY GRAB A CORNER, IT'S GETTING WINDY! NOT NOW!
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FREE SHIPPING
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY. NOT TOO WARM, AN EVER SO SLIGHT BREEZE WAFTING THROUGH THE AIR. YOU CAN SMELL THE GRASS GROWING AND HEAR THE BIRDS CHIRPING. IF IT IS IN YOUR BACKYARD OR DOWN AT THE TOWN SQUARE, THIS IS A PERFECT DAY FOR A PICNIC. SO YOU PACK UP THE FAMILY, THE FOOD AND THE SUPPLIES AND YOU'RE OFF TO HEAR THE LOCAL FIRE DEPT. BAND PERFORM THE 4TH OF JULY CONCERT. YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES HAVE CLAIMED A COUPLE OF TABLES UNDER A LEAFY ELM TREE. AH, IT COULD NOT BE BETTER. THE FOOD IS SPREAD OUT OVER THE TABLES, PAPER PLATES AND CUPS AT THE READY. AND HERE COMES THE FAMISHED FAMILY. BUT LOOK, OVER THERE, COMING STRAIGHT FOR YOU IS A DUST CLOUD CARRIED BY A VIOLENT BURST OF WIND. OH WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO. RELAX, YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO ORDER THE TABLECLOTH CLAMPS AND HAVE SECURED ALL THE CORNERS OF BOTH TABLECLOTHS. THE FOOD IS SAFE AND THER PLATES ARE SECURE. YOUR COUSIN FRED ON THE OTHER HAND WAS NOT SO LUCKY. HIS TABLE DID NOT HAVE THE CLAMPS AND HE WAS IMPALED BY FLYING CUPCAKES AND TWO LOOSE PIES. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN OK IF HE HAD NOT BEEN DIABETIC! FREE SHIPPING IS TO THE US ONLY. CANADIAN SHIPPING PLEASE ADD $3. FOR OTHERS, THE BEST WAY IS IN AN INTERNATIONAL FLAT RATE PRIORITY MAIL ENVELOPE THAT COSTS $12.
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